Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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