But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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