okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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