Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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