I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
only if we run a train.
done.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Boobs speak an international language.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
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