I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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