She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
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The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
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Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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