god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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