I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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