Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
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he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
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well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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