you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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