he thought i was a dude.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
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I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
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i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
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