Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
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It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
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U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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