Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
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