You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
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smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
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When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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