Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
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The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
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Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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