I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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