I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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