Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
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I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
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He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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