therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
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in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
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you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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