I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
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I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
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Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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