There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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