Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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