And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
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I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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