she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
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Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
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I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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