it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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