sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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