Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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