Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
