guys are only as good as the porn they watch
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
did you just send me my own nude
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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