i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
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The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
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I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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