if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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