did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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