I am in a vortex of obligation.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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