worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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