OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
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I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
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Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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