I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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