I cockslap morals
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
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I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
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How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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