next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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