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I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
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I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
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Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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