How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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