She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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