Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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