I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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