Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
