haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
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NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
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The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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