New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
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She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
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Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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