so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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