D3 body, D1 cock
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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