I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
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He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
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I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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