i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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