I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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