You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
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she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
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I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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