i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?