so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
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Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
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Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
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I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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