I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
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hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
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I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?