I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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